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Shop NowA whole bunch of people expected Kamala Harris to be wired for sound at the big debate with Donald Trump. A company that makes clip-on Bluetooth earrings noticed the ones she was wearing look a whole lot like their Nova H1 model. That’s nonsense, the White House propaganda team insists. They’re from Tiffany. Looking a little closer, they appear to be Nova H1s doctored to look like the ones from Tiffany. That’s not beyond the abilities of DARPA weapons specialists, like the one who designed the felt tip marker for the CIA to use in a covert assassination.
Kamala earrings conspiracy
After they watched the debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris on Tuesday, September 10, engineers with Germany-based Icebach Sound Solutions “claimed the vice president was wearing a pair of its Bluetooth devices — the Nova H1 Audio Earring.”
They offered to make a pair in orange for Donald Trump to use, if there’s another round.
They certainly “added fuel to the Kamala Harris earrings conspiracy theory,” New York Post points out. A pair of “clip-on audio headphones disguised as pearl earrings” would have been really helpful, that’s for sure.
The company is very carefully wording their statements to avoid potential legal action but they’re pretty sure she was wearing their gear.
“We do not know whether Mrs. Harris wore one of our products. The resemblance is striking and while our product was not specifically developed for the use at presidential debates, it is nonetheless suited for it.”
Kamala certainly seemed to have all the facts and figures at hand when she needed them. Some of those funny faces she was making could have been prearranged communication signals to her handlers.
A level playing field
That’s not fair, the German company noted. “To ensure a level playing field for both candidates, we are currently developing a male version and will soon be able to offer it to the Trump campaign. The choice of color is a bit challenging though as orange does not go well with a lot of colors.”
Apparently, they don’t like Trump a whole lot but still don’t want to see him cheated. Again. They promise to follow up on Kamala’s potential use in an upcoming interview.
As soon as news broke about Kamala Harris being an enthusiastic customer of the company, their phone started ringing off the hook. Every outlet around the globe wanted to do an interview on the subject.
They love the idea of free publicity so vowed to clear up the “rumors and myths surrounding our wonderful products” during a forthcoming appearance on “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.” They have a reason for settling on him.
“Following the presidential debate we have been contacted by numerous TV shows for interviews.” They’ll give their full analysis on what Kamala was wearing at the appropriate time. “After thorough discussions we have decided that we will grant one live interview. Our chosen interviewer is Jimmy Fallon, a trusted Bavarian in heart.” It’s not clear when that will happen.
The administration swears up and down that they’re “a gold version of the Double Pearl Hinged Earrings from Tiffany & Co.” A closer look seems more like the clip-on Bluetooth version augmented by a pair of basic hoops through pierced holes to look like the Tiffany ones. Stay tuned as “earringgate” unwinds.
