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Shop NowIt turns out that Iran’s MIA commander isn’t missing, after all. Brigadier General Esmail Qaani is being “interrogated” so hard he reportedly had a heart attack. The Ayatollah thinks he’s identified his mole. He knew he had some sort of rodent running around because the Israelis managed to blow up a bunch of VIP’s, with surgical precision.
Commander isn’t missing
When Iran’s top military commander suddenly dropped out of sight, rumors instantly started swirling that maybe “he is the traitor behind Israel’s incredible cull of its terrorist enemies.”
The Ayatollah seems to think so. He’s ordered 67-year-old Brigadier General Esmail Qaani held incommunicado while he’s being “questioned.”
After “legendary strongman Qasem Soleimani was assassinated” by the Americans while catching a flight in January 2020, Qaani took the title of “the terror state’s most powerful military figure.”
That’s when he was promoted to head of Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps. He hasn’t been seen since October 4, which had everyone wondering if the trusted commander is really an Israeli spy.
The recent death of Hezbollah leader Hashem Saffeieddine apparently blew his cover. Israeli intelligence was simply way too accurate for Iran’s comfort.
The commander hasn’t been heard from, even by his family, since the day he missed an important meeting. Saffeieddine was huddled with “Hezbollah top brass,” in his supposedly secret command bunker. Israel knew exactly where to drop the bombs. Qaani wasn’t there at the time but should have been.
Under house arrest
“Sources” unofficially claim, on October 10, that “Qaani was being interrogated while under house arrest.” It’s not his house though. His former colleagues are convinced he’s “Israel’s top spy.” At first, everyone assumed the commander was dead, along with “Hezbollah heir apparent Hashem Saffeieddine.”
Individuals in “Lebanon, Iraq and Iran have since revealed Qaani was not at the meeting.” It seems he was a little late in arriving to a conference in Beirut a week before. The one where Hassan Nasrallah was bombed into oblivion.
As head of the Revolutionary Guard’s elite Quds Force, he had access to all the secret intelligence reports. Iran officially issued a statement claiming the commander is “alive and in good health.” As of that particular moment.
He’s even supposedly “carrying out his daily duties.” The sources are convinced that “Qaani and his team are under lockdown as interrogators demand answers.” Today’s duties include screaming, shrieking, begging and occasionally blacking out.
“The Iranians have serious suspicions that the Israelis have infiltrated the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, especially those working in the Lebanese arena, so everyone is currently under investigation,” the commander of another “armed faction close to Iran” relates.
“Nothing is certain at the moment. The investigations are still ongoing and all possibilities are open.“
