An unfortunate swimmer was violently molested by a dolphin off the coast of a Japanese island. He wasn’t “raped” but it came awful close. Takuma Goto learned the hard way that the aquatic mammals consider biting as foreplay. He’s “lucky to be alive,” he relates. Apparently, it isn’t the first time this critter got frisky with visitors to the beach at Tsuruga. Not only that, dolphins in general have a few sordid sex habits.
Frustrated dolphin encounter
Takuma Goto is “lucky to be alive,” after “a rowdy dolphin stalking the waters off the coast of Tsuruga in central Japan launched another attack on a swimmer.”
Getting effed by Flipper isn’t something most people prepare for when they’re packing the sunscreen and towels for a day at the beach. Goto relates “he was in the water with a friend” when they were “attacked.”
The whole thing was caught on video. It’s not explicit enough to be censored so it’s making the viral rounds on social media. It seems that this is nowhere near an isolated incident because dolphins don’t have any taboos about sex outside their species.
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals is the dolphin philosophy. They don’t really care which mammals. They’re democratically enlightened enough not to care much about gender either. At least, not when it comes to mating with humans.
As seen in the video clips, the dolphin was “stalking Goto before bumping into him.” Goto didn’t realize Flipper was flirting with him and tried to swim away. The locals knew what was happening even if he didn’t. “Bystanders can be heard shouting.”
“Another swimmer nearby propels a paddle board towards Goto in a bid to help him.” Experts say, yeah, with dolphins it’s just this thing, ya know? The pros also “believe it’s the same ‘sexually frustrated‘ mammal that’s behind some 15 other attacks on swimmers in Fukui this summer.”
Flipper gets around
The randy dolphin apparently gets around and has a humanality fetish. This year’s reports are way up from the 5 sexual assaults he committed last summer. His first cross-species encounter was reported in 2022. Apparently, he kissed a human and he liked it.
The way Goto tells his less than romantic encounter, He and his friend were swimming at Crystal Beach when the frisky mammal started hitting on his friend. Not getting the desired response, he turned his attention to Goto, hoping for a go.
“I knew it was not a shark, but it came straight at me,” the 23-year-old told reporters. “It attacked me and bit me.” Love at first bite. “I genuinely believed that I was going to die. I was most worried that I was going to be dragged under the water and further out to sea.”
A nearby surfer rescued him and helped get him to shore. The dolphin left some nasty cuts. “The insides of my finger were popping out.” That took stitches. He had several bites on his left wrist and all the way up his arm.
According to Biologist Dr. Simon Allen, any “single male bottlenose dolphin” could behave like that. Especially one “who has likely been kicked out of its pod.” They don’t mind “alternative companionship” one bit. There’s another entirely separate case of a biologist working directly with training dolphins.
Her team had such a problem with one randy male that transporting him back and forth to his twin girlfriends took too much training time. The female biologist working one-on-one with him decided to take a pragmatic approach and simply “relieve him manually,” so they could get on with their work. Now that’s a dolphin story with a happy ending.
