It would be an exaggeration to say that half of Team Biden has a dope problem but what just surfaced instantly went viral. The Imperial Palace just “sidelined or forced out dozens of staffers” for “their history of pot use.”
Dope smokers in the Palace
The Biden regime appears to have played a dirty trick on Palace dope smokers. First, they told staffers that it’s okay for midnight tokers to come out of the closet and admit it.
Then the ones who took the offer were punished or weeded out. The regime, DailyWire reports, “initially suggested to potential staffers that past marijuana use would not necessarily count against them.” They lied.
So far, “dozens of staffers” were cashed out like a dead bong. They “found themselves being asked to resign or put on probation over their history with the drug.” They’re furious over it.
Some were hammered simply because “they admitted to using marijuana during their background check.” Lots of responsible Americans smoke dope these days.
Some of the dope dippers who got thrown out of their sensitive jobs come from “states where pot use is decriminalized or legal.”
That’s totally not fair. The hypocritical problem is that Federal law still prohibits marijuana use. That’s how Jeff Sessions ended up with his own brand of rolling papers.
Inconsistencies in background checks
Some of the penalties “may have been triggered by inconsistencies in the staffers’ background checks, such as misremembering the last time they used marijuana.” Everyone knows people who smoke dope can’t remember what happened five minutes ago so that shouldn’t count against them.
“There were one-on-one calls with individual affected staffers — rather, ex-staffers,” one former White House staffer told the Beast. “I was asked to resign.”
“Nothing was ever explained” dope smoking ex-staffers whine. “The policies were never explained, the threshold for what was excusable and what was inexcusable was never explained.”
That’s why any lawyer will tell you never, ever, admit anything. To that “friendly” officer who pulls you over for instance. Folks get hauled away in cuffs regularly for being “cooperative,” which keeps the lawyers busy.
The Palace is holding tough and ran the dope head desk-jockey’s right out of Washington. They basically ran cannabis consuming contractors through the bud grinder. Joe Biden’s policy is to “maintain the absolute highest standards for service in government.” They admit “the reality that state and local marijuana laws have changed significantly across the country in recent years” but think it’s totally wrong. Suddenly the liberals are acting like Puritans.
“This decision was made following intensive consultation with career security officials and will effectively protect our national security while modernizing policies to ensure that talented and otherwise well-qualified applicants with limited marijuana use will not be barred from serving the American people.” “Yeah, right,” say the staffers who got tossed out with the stems and seeds.