The biggest bombshell yet to explode out of Hunter Biden’s errant laptop involves a cocaine and copulation scandal starring none other than Malia Obama. A photo surfaced about the same time the FBI took custody of the evidence which shows up in the latest document dump and convincingly seems to indicate that the credit card used by Barack Obama’s oldest alleged daughter was powdered up with Hunter Biden’s coke, while they got frisky in some live action video. The FBI agents probably popped some popcorn for the viewing but they never bothered to investigate any of the crimes it revealed.
Malia Obama now a famous porn star
Malia Obama can thank Hunter Biden for launching her porn star career. When a photo leaked last year, possibly from inside the FBI, the Obamas rushed to do damage control. As Aceshowbiz reported, “A Twitter user who goes by the name Old Row posted on the micro-blogging site a photo of cocaine and a black credit card that appeared to belong to Malia.
The post soon went viral, with a number of people believing that the former First Daughter’s friends were the ones who took the photo and shared it online.” Now that we know the image was on Hunter Biden’s laptop, and also know that the FBI got that laptop shortly before the photo surfaced, the dots are starting to connect. The freshly dumped laptop images show “the rest of the story.”
In the past few days, the world learned that Hunter Biden isn’t allowed anywhere near a female family relative. Those who closely follow the ins and outs of the political intrigue have narrowed down the possibilities based on clues, to speculate that the girl was none other than Beau Biden’s daughter.
Put that together with photos of a coke crazed Malia face down on Hunter Biden’s mattress, it leads to twitter posts like, “when Hunter Biden wasn’t having sex with his dead brother’s wife and 14 year old daughter he was also having sex with one of Obama’s daughters.” Isn’t that interesting.
The first time the cocaine and Malia Obama credit card image popped up coincides with when the FBI took custody of the laptop, indicating it could have been leaked by an agent upset with their Hillary Clinton fan club. Fox News published “detailed FBI paperwork showing the bureau’s contact with John Paul Mac Isaac, the owner of the repair shop who reported the laptop’s contents to authorities.
The documents show that Isaac received a subpoena to testify before U.S. District Court in Delaware on December 9, 2019, according to the report. The documents also include what appears to be serial numbers for a laptop and hard drive recovered by the FBI.” The image went public on December 23, 2019, as a Christmas present to the Obamas.
Obama 22 this year
Malia Obama turned 22 this past July. Though the images aren’t dated, they don’t obviously indicate she was underage when the incident allegedly occurred. No matter how old you are, it’s illegal to use cocaine, even if you are the daughter of an ex-president or son of an ex-vice president. It looks like the Biden’s were particularly suited for the “vice” part.
Emails on the laptop detail the slimy family scheme to sell political access to the Big Guy. Hunter raked in money from Ukraine, China, Russia, and who knows who else in exchange for access to and favors from his dad, while he served as vice President. The emails also include one where Hunter was complaining about how his dad was shaking him down for half the take.
He told his daughter she should be thankful he wasn’t shaking her down like that. His mom is totally convinced he’s a pervert and keeps a spray bottle handy for Hunter too. Like father, like son. Malia seems to like the way Hunter shook her down when he had the chance.
Another image recently leaked from the laptop appears to show a naked Hunter Biden pulling the hair of Malia Obama “as she lies naked on a bed with her back towards the camera.” One of the reasons that tinfoil hat types are convinced the woman in the picture really is Obama is because Barack Obama’s daughter “carries a similar mark on her right thigh, as shown on a well known swimsuit photo.
Of course, social media is going wild but there’s not a word about it in the mainstream news. Twitter has gone viral. As one user posted, “For the last two hours, I’ve been trying not to go over in my head how else and why else would Hunter Biden have access to Malia Obama’s credit card to the point to which he could use it to cut cocaine?”
Another tweeted, “One of the sickest Libtard stunts I’ve seen. I’m sure there are worse. Meanwhile, what are Malia Obama’s powder caked credit card and rump tattoo doing in Hunter Biden’s #LaptopFromHell?”