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Shop NowJoe Biden shuffled off his physical once again. It’s currently scheduled for February 16 but there’s no reason it can’t be moved on down the road. Joe’s a busy guy with China about to retake Taiwan and all those criminal investigations ramping up against half his family. The last thing he has time for is a mental fitness exam.
Biden has a busy schedule
The Imperial Palace promises, as they have before, that Joe Biden really will get a physical exam. It’s not clear if that will include a mental fitness test but the American public is insisting it should. The rules say that isn’t required. After “weeks of delays” they picked February 16 as a target on February 2.
A palace spokesunit blamed the delay on a “busy and evolving travel schedule in recent weeks.” He could still flunk a physical only exam, considering the way he’s been falling off his bike and things.
Joe is the oldest guy in history to claim the title of “president.” Biden still has an asterisk next to his name, President-in-exile Donald Trump reminds.
Biden’s cognitive issues continue to evolve & worsen. There’s NO DOUBT it's being covered up by the White House. Biden's upcoming physical better have a legitimate & objective cognitive exam. Trump did it, he should too! If anything's wrong with Biden, you DESERVE to know! pic.twitter.com/1xWmp7oUHx
— Ronny Jackson (@RonnyJacksonTX) February 1, 2023
Despite the ongoing influence peddling and corruption probes, along with his obvious ongoing confusion and basement poll ratings, Joe thinks he has a shot at running in 2024, if he lives that long and isn’t in prison.
Palace Propaganda Minister Karine Jean-Pierre dodged a series of questions including ones regarding the Biden physical.
Pool reporters kept reminding her that she had “promised” a shared report by the end of January. The word promise obviously doesn’t mean the same thing to her as it does the dictionary.
Sure he will
The last promise Jean-Pierre made, in January, was that Biden will “have one before the — by the time the end of this month is out.” She promised full transparency with another mangling of meaning.
“We will share the information. We will have more to share about that before the month is over.” She lied. Joe lied about it too.
Back in November, Joe Biden got cornered on the issue. Before anyone could rush up and deflect the questions, His Wisdom promised to have one “by the end of December.” Here it is Groundhog’s day and we’re expecting six more weeks of bullsh!t.
White House hasn't released results of Biden's physical since November 2021.
Rep. Ronny Jackson: "I bet the reason Biden's gone all the time at home is because he's getting care that we don't know about, and the White House and his medical team are covering it up." pic.twitter.com/rWulJ8u8qz
— Shannon Ford (@h0memadetweets) February 1, 2023
“I’ve gotten my — I will get — part of my physical is already done, and I’ll be getting it before the end of the year,” Biden promised. He didn’t say this year.
GOP Times isn’t making this stuff up. Fox News confirms that “speculations on Biden’s health follow the delayed physical, consistent mental gaffes and an eight-hour stay at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in January.”
While they were there, Jill Biden went ahead and “had two cancerous skin lesions removed” at the same time. The last time Joe had his health fully evaluated was November 2021. That time, his only issues were high blood pressure he takes blood thinner for.
