Joe Biden has conveniently tested positive for COVID. That gives him a chance to exit Las Vegas without any more tiring and confusing events. He can go back to Delaware and hide in the basement of his beach house, while Donald Trump and the Republican National Convention get all the headlines. He’s a little bit symptomatic but doesn’t mind spreading the germs around Democratically to all the staff, by not wearing a mask. Some say that shows his contagious infection is more political than viral.
Biden has COVID, again
Joe Biden has COVID. He’s had the vaccine and he’s diligently maintained all his subsequent shots, as a member of the booster of the month club. He’s already had the virus a couple times. By now, he’s built some natural immunity.
Most people don’t realize the COVID shot isn’t a vaccine and doesn’t provide a shred of immunity. Instead, it’s an “experimental MRNA gene therapy,” meant to mutate the virus into something less annoying.
According to Karine Jean-Pierre, Joe’s official denier of rumors, Biden “is suffering mild symptoms.” Not bad enough to keep him out of the Ben & Jerry’s but bad enough to keep him away from the press.
After testing positive for “Covid” Biden can BARELY even walk up the short stairs????????
HE IS GONNA DROP OUT!! pic.twitter.com/VKhISXGtU9
— Graham Allen (@GrahamAllen_1) July 17, 2024
Earlier on Wednesday, Joe was spotted spreading germs all over supporters in Las Vegas, while speaking at an event. He canceled Wednesday night’s campaign speech because his campaign is in worse condition than he is. It’s in the ICU on life support, with donors ready to pull the plug.
Conservatives are all over social media laughing about it. It seems that with all the high profile Democrats telling Biden he should do the right thing and stand aside, Joe mentioned he would do just that, if some sort of “medical condition” came up.
Suddenly he has COVID, but breaks all the rules by running around breathing contaminated droplets on half the staffers.
Pelosi gave him the word
California Democrat lawmaker Nancy Pelosi took time away from drafting an assault hammer bill, meant to regulate their possession by deranged and dangerous individuals, to call Joe Biden personally.
It seems that Barack Obama has been all over her to use her influence and talk some sense into the demented fool. She told him in private, then leaked to the press, “that polling indicates he can’t beat Donald Trump.” Not even with one of those assault hammers.
Even worse, Joe’s going to take the whole blue team out with him. If Biden tries to hang on, it “could destroy Democrats’ chances of winning the House in November.” It could also cost them their majority in the Senate. She’s seen the polls.
Biden: “I’ll step down if I have a medical condition emerge.”
***A few moments later***
Democrats : “Biden has Covid!” pic.twitter.com/RKiIBXaHvO
— Clandestine (@WarClandestine) July 17, 2024
Joe might simply need to face reality and go to prison for a while. He should have company there. Half his family will be there with him.
Joe isn’t ready for prison orange. “Biden reportedly pushed back — telling Pelosi that all polling he’s seen has pointed to a successful re-election bid.” He’s been hallucinating again. One staffer said Joe was “defensive” about it. To prove her point, Pelosi added “Mike Donilon, Biden’s longtime advisor, on the line to talk through the disappointing data.” That’s when he suddenly felt an attack of COVID coming on.
BBC points out that “the phone call comes just one week after she and former President Barack Obama privately shared their concerns over the aging president’s campaign.” Now that Trump survived the botched assassination attempt, he’s a martyr. Biden, meanwhile, is just a lame duck.
