Joe Biden has officially announced on Sunday that he’s abandoning his bid to remain president, beyond this term. Despite his repeated insistence to the contrary, all of America knew this was coming. We’re still waiting for him to get out of denial on his other big decision.
Biden calls it quits
Joe Biden can’t even get the job of quitting done without botching it. Ever since the big CNN presidential debate at the end of June, he’s been swearing up and down that he’s fully competent to run the country for another four years.
Everyone who watched the spectacle unfold saw for themselves that Joe’s not competent to run the country, right now.
He’s passing the campaign torch to Kamala Harris, which was another totally expected decision. There’s another announcement everyone expected but Joe hasn’t made it yet. Once again, he’s continuing to insist on the contrary. He’ll soon be forced to another inevitable conclusion.
BREAKING: President Joe Biden has endorsed Kamala Harris to replace him as the democrat nominee for the 2024 election.
The announcement comes after the Democratic Party staged a successful “coup” on Biden.
"My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala… pic.twitter.com/xOVU48bnx9
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) July 21, 2024
When Joe Biden speaks “to the nation later this week in more detail,” as promised, we’ll probably learn that he’s leaving office early, too. Despite what he said in his letter. He’s not ready to hand over the nuclear launch codes.
For those who have been following along, there’s a site offering betting odds that’s been live-streaming the decay of a head of lettuce. The question was would the lettuce outlive Joe, or at least his campaign run.
It officially outlived Joe’s political career. Odds were at 52% in favor of the green, leafy vegetable. It was up well over 755k views when Joe Biden bowed out of the campaign.
Out of the race
Joe Biden admitted in a letter, quickly posted to social media, that he’s officially out of the race. He still doesn’t want to accept the fact that he’s also out of his mind. His refusal to have his head examined proves that he’d flunk a cognitive quiz. He’s dropping out of the campaign because he clearly can’t handle the responsibilities.
It’s equally clear, to everyone but Joe, that he can’t handle the job today. Everyone’s expecting China to make a move against Taiwan any moment, simply because it’s so obvious that Joe’s not capable of giving coherent orders.
The letter was clearly prepared with extra careful phrasing by his public relations team. Most of it is fluff. The only paragraph of substance that Biden signed off on reads: “It has been the greatest honor of my life to serve as your President. And while it has been my intention to seek reelection, I believe it is in the best interest of my party and the country for me to stand down and to focus solely on fulfilling my duties as President for the remainder of my term.”
🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: The head of lettuce that has maintained over 200k live viewers has officially outlived Joe Biden. It was the projected winner at 52% on PolyMarket pic.twitter.com/AgigepNHuI
— Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (@dom_lucre) July 21, 2024
He goes on to add, “I will speak to the Nation later this week in more detail about my decision.”
He continues to believe that serving out his term is a viable option. It isn’t. While Democrats are rejoicing that they’re no longer stuck with Joe as a choice in November, putting Kamala Harris into the spotlight now would show just how horrible a mistake electing her would be.
If she didn’t manage to cause global destruction by the end of Joe’s term, she’s certain to mismanage us into oblivion over the following four years. Republicans want Kamala to at least have a chance between now and November. A chance to prove to the world that she’s more useless than Joe Biden is.
