There were only a few moments in a rambling two-hour speech where His Imperial Wisdom Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. actually said anything meaningful, and each was nothing more than another Molotov cocktail on the dumpster fire. He has no idea why anyone would dare question his “cognitive fitness.” Here are the top five reasons.
Senior moments with consequences
It’s always sad to see our elders losing their faculties in one of those “senior moments” of forgetfulness or confusion. When we watch our Commander in Chief lose his mind on national TV, it becomes seriously scary.
The ministry of propaganda knew it was a bad idea to let Joe Biden get in front of the cameras without heavy preparation but even Jen Psaki couldn’t stop it. All she could do was put out the dumpster fire later and try to clean up the worst of the political damage. Vladimir Putin is probably still chuckling about Joe’s “minor invasion” line.
Joe Biden clarified exactly why his approval rating is at historically low levels. In string of disastrous moments, one after another, his speech was a political face-plant. It started with his response to Vladimir Putin’s impending invasion of nominally Democratic Ukraine. He admits it could happen any moment and probably will. Vlad’s gone too far to pull back now and they look like the culprits behind a massive cyber-strike.
Biden seemed to signal that if maybe Putin did a little “minor incursion” they could say boys will be boys and let it go at that. Maybe “take Ukraine one piece at a time.” They’re going to win anyway. “The cost of going into Ukraine in terms of physical loss of life for the Russians — they’ll be able to prevail over time, but it’s going to be heavy.”
The crowd of reporters could barely keep from gasping aloud when Biden dared make the proclamation that he “overperformed” in this past year. The laughter provoking moments came when he babbled “I didn’t overpromise, but I have probably outperformed what anybody thought would happen.” That’s because nobody expected much to start with.
He did manage to accomplish the “highest inflation in 40 years, the failure of the supply chain and empty supermarket shelves, failure to handle the pandemic, a botched deadly withdrawal from Afghanistan, out-of-control spending, a massive influx of illegal immigrants, and the list goes on and on and on,” as BizPacReview reports.
There were moments in Biden’s performance when he lost his temper, along with his mind. Everyone is talking about Joe’s “angry outburst” after “a reporter asked him about his divisive comments in Atlanta, Georgia where he claimed that if you weren’t for the left’s voting rights bill, you were in the same camp as segregationists George Wallace, Bull Conner, and Jefferson Davis.”
In response, Biden called the reporter illiterate. “Go back and read what I said!” Phillip Wegmann snarked back, “well, now that makes two presidents who have yelled at me. Trump and Biden.”
More confrontational moments came when Peter Doocy dared to inquire, “Why are you trying so hard in your first year to pull the country so far to the left?” Biden wasn’t glad he asked. The Imperial Leader “smirked and condescendingly replied that he wasn’t doing that.” Obviously “too far to the left” is a meaningless phrase because there can be no such thing.
Biden managed to burn Bernie by noting that “he’s not a socialist but a mainstream Democrat and that he wasn’t Bernie Sanders.” He’s really not happy with the party’s two DINO defectors, Manchin and Sinema though. “He ended the bizarre exchange by stating that 48 of the 50 Democrats in the Senate have supported him on everything he’s asked for.”
The biggest of his senior moments came and went without him even noticing. It came in the form of a question about his mental health. James Rosen from Newsmax wanted to know what His Wisdom thought of the latest poll. Not the one that says his approval is in the toilet, the one that “found 49 percent of registered voters disagreeing with the statement, ‘Joe Biden is mentally fit.’” Even Democrats are starting to wonder.
Biden laughed as he quipped, “Well, I’ll let you all make the judgment whether they’re correct. Thank you.” That pretty much sums it up. Rosen couldn’t believe the answer so wanted to confirm. “Well, so, the question I have for you, sir, before — if you’d let me finish — is: Why do you suppose such large segments of the American electorate have come to harbor such profound concerns about your cognitive fitness? Thank you.” Biden didn’t bat an eye. “I have no idea.” He wasn’t lying either.